Rather than accept a demotion thanks to alcoholism (which he vehemently denies he has, despite it being the truth), mid level CIA analyst Osborne Cox, whose latest assignment was the Balkans desk, decides to quit. With all his free time, he decides he's getting to write an explosive memoir of his CIA life to urge back at his former employers. He may or might not remember that his work isn't the sole problematic issue in his life as his pediatrician wife Katie Cox has an affair with Harry Pfarrer, a marshal with the US Treasury. Harry and his children's book author wife Sandy Pfarrer are so called friends with Ozzy and Katie, who each individually bitch about the opposite couple behind their backs. Harry and Katie have stated to every other that they're committed to every other and would be married if it wasn't for his or her spouses. Little does Katie know that Harry is being unfaithful not only together with her but a plethora of other women, most of who he meets on the web . In addition, paranoid Harry can not help feel that he's being followed. Meanwhile, the talk among the staff at Hardbodies Gym is Linda Litzke, one among their own. Middle aged Linda is decided to reinvent herself, including having a mess of cosmetic procedures, beat an attempt to form herself feel better about herself and attract a man into her life. Her primary approach to satisfy men is online dating sites, she within the process being oblivious to the very fact that her boss, Ted Treffon, the gym's owner, is in love with her. A further problem for Linda is that the gym's extended health benefits program doesn't cover what would rather be these very expensive cosmetic procedures. The already complicated lives of those two groups of individuals intersect and become even more complicated when a CD containing what looks to be classified government information is found in the women's change room of the gym. Linda and her ally at the gym, the marginally dim Chad Feldheimer, one among the trainers, learn that the knowledge "belongs" to Ozzy (it being his memoirs). They believe the CD may be a good opportunity to earn a touch money - for Linda, for her much wanted cosmetic surgeries - if not from Ozzy, than from anyone who can pay for it, including other governments like the Russians.